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	<description>My brain's dumping ground.</description>
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		<title>Liverpool piss-up 08-2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Whitehead</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Strangled woman is her home? errr!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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You can imagine my surprise when I picked up the local newspaper, Liverpool Echo, and read that a woman had been living inside herself. My first thought was she may have been part snail or tortoise but it turns out it was just someone at the Liverpool Echo/Daily post building sleeping on the job. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Telectroscope tunnel</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 19:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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I like the idea of the new art installation &#8220;The Telectroscope&#8221; by Paul St. George and I can imagine some people, thick people, falling for it. I say I like the idea because I&#8217;ll not get to see the thing for real being that it&#8217;s in London and New York. I could bitch about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Acer Predator</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 00:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Whitehead</dc:creator>
		
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The specification of the new Acer PC Predator is amazingly good, the style on the other hand is way off. I can understand why people go for Apple hardware on looks alone if this is he best that can be done by the other team. I know they&#8217;re trying to appeal to a certain market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Change wordpress dashboard RSS feed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Whitehead</dc:creator>
		
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You can either add the code that follows to your themes functions.php or you can add it to a plug-in. Just change the returns from the function to match your feed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speeding site load times with htaccess</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Create a &#8220;.htaccess&#8221; file in the folder you want to be cached and add the following to it.
# Cache files for a week.
&#60;IfModule mod_headers.c&#62;
&#60;IfModule mod_expires.c&#62;
&#60;FilesMatch &#8220;\.(jpg&#124;jpeg&#124;png&#124;gif&#124;swf&#124;css&#124;js)$&#8221;&#62;
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This will have the effect of caching your site for a week. The number 604800 refers to the number of seconds in a week you should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Restricting WPMU sign-up.</title>
		<link>http://completelypointless.co.uk/restricting-wpmu-sign-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Whitehead</dc:creator>
		
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This simplest means of hindering their progress is a plug-in that checks to see the login status of the person trying to create a new blog.
&#60;?php
add_action("signup_header","ICITAreYouAllowed");
function [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steps for installing WP Mu as domain manager</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Whitehead</dc:creator>
		
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